Ahoy, merry Mayaween revelers!

The Mighty Quacken, finest of the Carnivalis Institute of Jester's armada of malarky mallarding vessels, will be lowering its plank this Mayaween season for the Quack-O-Lantern Cotillion on the 15th of Chronos, year 959 AF.

Join us for an evening brimming with eerie elegance and spine-tingling fun. Dress to impress in your best formal attire or your most frightful fitting, and prepare for a night filled with phantom footwork (dance contest!), seasonal flair (best dressed contest), frightful fittings (costume contest), and spirit-bending games that will challenge your wits, your liver, and possibly your sanity!

Cost of passage? Just a handful of eggs. That's right. EGGS! Perfect for throwing at people's faces or houses or...not that we'd do that sort of thing, of course! Nope not us!

It's just 1 egg per ticket! Send them to Katch along with the names of who will be coming aboard! In lieu of eggs, gold may be substituted (1,500 gold per ticket - Yes, the exchange rate is steep! Hen fruit is eggstremely valuable this time of year).

Don't miss this chance to showcase your creativity and revel in the camaraderie of fellow Mayaween merrymakers. The Quack-O-Lantern Cotillion promises to be hauntingly good fun!

Tickets may be purchased by all persons provided they are not an enemy of our world famous House of Jesters. And if you're enemied, just TELL KATCH a funny joke about why and she'll see what she can do to twist the Council of Cackles' arms to let you off with a warning prank (or a reduced fine payable via a slightly elevated ticket price (not payable in cluck pearls)!

KSS

[ This missive is signed with a KSS in a great flourish of blue that looks suspiciously like berry jam. ]



Penned by my hand on the 18th of Valnuary, in the year 957 AF.