hello, all the people

I am writing on behalf of my brother, silly goose.

You see, he is sad and alone, he does not have any friends and he is also old. I try my best to keep his knees from getting too creaky, but one person can only do so much.

So I am sending out this call for help.

Are you also sad and or alone? Do you want someone to be sad and together with?

Silly goose likes to deliver the mountain babies in his mines, he also likes to daydream and to play tag. He is very good at chess and he can design things too, I heard. Oh, and he is very rich. I think that his favourite colour is gold, or maybe that was his favourite thing. He does not like to be called a buzzy bee, but secretly he is surely one.

Either way, if you are looking for an elderly, sad, rich goose to be friends with, and you can overlook his scary goose tongue with teeth, and maybe you like to mine as well because you are also a secret buzzy bee, be sure to write me a letter, or send one to silly goose himself if you prefer. But it will be easier to send it to me because he is very important, and it will get lost with all his important letters.

Thank you for your attention.

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Miraman, in the year 957 AF.