-----The Pile O' Toys Contest!
--Because I have no creativity when it comes to cool titles!
In light of a recent contest which involved piling corpses in what some
would arguably call an artistic manner, I have decided to issue a
contest. I suppose the word "challenge" would be better, since there is
no reward (unless someone else will foot the bill *hint hint*) for doing
this, save for the pleasure of knowing you spread happiness and joy and
other such things across the world.

Here's the deal:
Find as many amusing (yet useless) items as you can, and then find the
most dreary, pain-centric place you can. If you draw blanks as to any
ideas as to where to find such a place, try Mhaldor. They have all sorts
of places with depressing names and such.

The next is rather simple, and probably a lot easier than obtaining
these fun and useless items. Simply go to that specially morbid place
you have in mind and arrange those items in the most jovial and festive
manner you can find.

Congrats! You've now brightened the days of some random passersby!

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Sarapin, in the year 415 AF.