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Public News Post #15770

The muffin tree compiled by Gizmo among other things

Written by: Fluffy Gizmo, Ball of Furr
Date: Monday, February 20th, 2006
Addressed to: Everyone



The muffin tree:

By Fluffy Gizmo Ball of Furr:

There once was a little girl. She was little. One day she was walking in
the forest and found a tree... A MUFFIN tree! She was so tempted to
taste a muffin, so she did. The muffins were sooo tasty that she ate
more and more and more. As the girl ate the muffins, she became fat.
Very fat. She got bigger and bigger and BIGGER and finally she couldnt
climb the muffin tree to get muffins anymore. So she sat in the shade
and waited for the muffins to fall. as they fell she ate and ate and one
day she got tired of the blueberry muffins... She asked the muffin tree,
'Muffin tree why do you only have Blueberry muffins and not another kind
of muffin?' The muffin tree said nothing, as it was a tree and trees
dont talk. So the little, or now very big girl went home and wondered
about this some more. One day the girl was hungry and came back to the
muffin tree. This time there was another kind of muffin on the tree.
The girl was happy to see this. The girl picked a muffin, ate it and it
was the best muffin she had ever tasted and then...she died.

Moral of the story... Dont talk to muffin trees.

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on a darker note... To the cyreneian members who think so bad of me, im
sorry you feel that way. If only instead of just telling Beneficia you
could have let me know what you thought of me. I had to quit cyrene
because as blayke said, Im too free spirited. I cant force anyone to be
my father either and neither can malla. So im sure malla understands why
i did what i did which i wont discuss here. I am always greatfull to
those who help me and it will always be like that, so that one person
who said that im ungreatful, alot of people will tell you how wrong you
are.

thank you

p.s If you want to write stories for the FLUFFIES of sapience (CLANHELP
FLUFFIES) let me know and i will induct you. we appreciate a good laugh.

<(*o*<) <(*o*)> (>*o*)>


Penned by my hand on the 12th of Mayan, in the year 414 AF.


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Public News Post #15770

The muffin tree compiled by Gizmo among other things

Written by: Fluffy Gizmo, Ball of Furr
Date: Monday, February 20th, 2006
Addressed to: Everyone



The muffin tree:

By Fluffy Gizmo Ball of Furr:

There once was a little girl. She was little. One day she was walking in
the forest and found a tree... A MUFFIN tree! She was so tempted to
taste a muffin, so she did. The muffins were sooo tasty that she ate
more and more and more. As the girl ate the muffins, she became fat.
Very fat. She got bigger and bigger and BIGGER and finally she couldnt
climb the muffin tree to get muffins anymore. So she sat in the shade
and waited for the muffins to fall. as they fell she ate and ate and one
day she got tired of the blueberry muffins... She asked the muffin tree,
'Muffin tree why do you only have Blueberry muffins and not another kind
of muffin?' The muffin tree said nothing, as it was a tree and trees
dont talk. So the little, or now very big girl went home and wondered
about this some more. One day the girl was hungry and came back to the
muffin tree. This time there was another kind of muffin on the tree.
The girl was happy to see this. The girl picked a muffin, ate it and it
was the best muffin she had ever tasted and then...she died.

Moral of the story... Dont talk to muffin trees.

(('''''))
(( ))
(( ))
\ | | | | /
\|_|_|_|/
(('''''))
(( ))
(( ))
((''''')) \ | | | | /
(( )) \|_|_|_|/
(( ))
\ | | | | /
\|_|_|_|/


on a darker note... To the cyreneian members who think so bad of me, im
sorry you feel that way. If only instead of just telling Beneficia you
could have let me know what you thought of me. I had to quit cyrene
because as blayke said, Im too free spirited. I cant force anyone to be
my father either and neither can malla. So im sure malla understands why
i did what i did which i wont discuss here. I am always greatfull to
those who help me and it will always be like that, so that one person
who said that im ungreatful, alot of people will tell you how wrong you
are.

thank you

p.s If you want to write stories for the FLUFFIES of sapience (CLANHELP
FLUFFIES) let me know and i will induct you. we appreciate a good laugh.

<(*o*<) <(*o*)> (>*o*)>


Penned by my hand on the 12th of Mayan, in the year 414 AF.


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