Don't say 'blah' or hem and hah
When the tale of the mouse appears
Just icky-icky-blang and bibble-deedy-spang
And snap-poof go your fears!

Understand in the land is a Hand that planned
For frou-frou you to do a big HA-HEE-HOO!
Whether day or night, always time for delight
In a prank or three or two!

I'll bet a sovereign that you're scratchy-slobberin'
In confusion grand and deep
For reasons plethora
Just 'Hail Pandora!'
And hope your cupcakes 'MEEP!'


Penned by my hand on the 7th of Aeguary, in the year 603 AF.