Congrats to you,
you won nine million gold,
but before you receive,
rules must be told.

You must not wear socks,
you can never dance,
you can only walk,
in your underpants.

You must hug all you see,
you must kiss a cow,
whenever a man says muffin,
you must take a bow.

You must write a letter,
to every Divine,
and you must never blink,
or drink any wine.

You can't eat cheese,
you can't eat steak,
you can never cook,
you can never bake.

You can never marry,
unless to a tree,
you must eat only rice,
and have every month free.

You can't drink elixirs,
you can't have tattoos,
you can never wear gloves,
nor can you own shoes.

If you have any kids,
they must be sold,
and bound and gagged,
but you don't keep the gold.

If you follow these rules,
then all will be okay,
you'll earn the gold,
so have a nice day!




Penned by my hand on the 20th of Miraman, in the year 603 AF.