Ben

I knew a fish his name was Ben
Ben was green from drinking gin.

Ben drank gin till he was flushed red
he drank so much he stayed in bed.

The rice was white against Ben's skin
I guess he won't be drinking gin.

He died last night drowned in a sauce
served on a plate to a man named Hoss.

I knew a fish his name was Ben
He died from drinking to much gin.

In a stomach he now swims
for Eternity a fish named Ben.

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Phaestian, in the year 256 AF.