I would like to take a brief moment... to announce that I am betrothed to the lovely Xianza. This has been a goal of mine for some time, winning the hand of my one true love, and I did finally the other night muster the courage to speak up, with wondrous results. I am yours, Xianza, now and always.

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Mayan, in the year 233 AF.