You, my dear ole waif, are perhaps the most feeble liar I have ever heard from. Please try to find a mentor who is at least capable at disguising the truth. Your deceit is offensive even to those who struggle to read a primer.

The Oakstone Council strives so much for power that we use the forest as a tool to enemy those we have personal conflicts with, regardless of whether they hurt the forest or not. Oh, wait. . . .we don't do that. (Voice from the crowd: "Do you mean if someone were to kill you, you would still not make them an enemy of the forest?") You're damn straight. We actually care for the forest, and while we may strike back against those who strike against us, we do not use the forest to further our personal agendas. There has never been, nor ever will be, an enemy of the forest who did not bring this upon themselves by acting out against the FOREST.

I made that last part loud especially for you, Portis Cripaid, errr...Crapcaid? I forget, that Portis Thingy, you know the one, but I made it loud so you could be sure to hear it.

Galdrion Longshanks, true lover of nature

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Mayan, in the year 230 AF.