Do you sign your letters "I'm a Rose, Gav?" Did you recently send me 10,000 gold for future crimes? Please contact me and explain because none of us know who you are or why you sent us any gold.

Vassal Solishan Gloambourn, Architect
Director of Culture, Hashan

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Chronos, in the year 958 AF.