Yo man, hey listen real quick I got some notes regarding your attempt to generate new interest in your Guild. A few small things, real quick. No biggie.

First and foremost you gotta to stop with the counterfactualism if you want to make friends and influence people. The idiots and the empty will fall in line at first, sure, but anyone with a drop of critical thinking skills is eventually going to see through the bullshit and get turned off. If we add up all the years some of your "courageous warriors," "dutiful civil servants," and "romantic idealists" have spent time as cute little, ignominious shrubs it gets close to a century. This is why every time you write about how honourable your clique is everyone starts to roll their eyes and tell you "No."

B: The Knights of Hashan do not execute the will of their nation with "Seleucarian Honour". They ultimatly serve the Will of the Meld which is an afront to free will itself. There is most certainly no Seleucarian Honour to be found anywhere within the 'Teth or anyone that willingly serves under them. This is why people call you a tool. This is PARTIALLY why people call you a tool.

Lastly you really need to stop claiming after any sort of "Seleucarian tradition." The original symbol of Knighthood used by the Guild of Knights was entrusted to lil ol' me. You had a chance to earn it when you were challeneged to present any sort of proof of my alleged dishonourable conduct to either my King or my God but you ignored that challenge. This is why I think you're a failure.

I know you're just carrying on the long standing tradition of holding onto a leadership position for far longer than you really should because you think you're the only person that can get the job done but if you could just read the room and then go find something to choke on so your replacement can clean guild and I can finally give this thing over to them and a Guild that actually deserves it that would be just super-duper.

Sir Kinilan Demaxx, Thrice-Knighted, Quarter-Ascended, and overall grander than thee

P.S Since I'm here I may as well point out that the reason your jousting league struggles to gain any new members is because the game of jousting is so wildly easy to cheat at. Training lances strike and shatter more easily and nobody can tell the difference between one lance or another when you're actually going at it. Combine that fact with the known utterly trash quality of character belonging to some of your past competitors and the result is, as you've noticed, a real lack of interest from the world at large. OR just try giving out prizes instead of begging for gold. Everyone is a whore for gold.

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Ero, in the year 958 AF.