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The true king speaks.
Written by: The Great Elyon Wineapple, King of Sapience
Date: Monday, October 2nd, 2023
Addressed to: Sir Kinilan Demaxx, The Exile
Firstly, I am somewhat annoyed that I'm having to respond to something that was about knights and their guilds. Secondly, I don't know who this "king" you speak of is, but I assure you that they are only a pretender, an usurper and not the true King of Sapience. (Because that is me, of course, and I was democratically elected by three people, and as we all know, three is the magic number for both coronations and knightings.)
As for cults and the like, you seem to like wheeling this one out on a regular basis, for absolutely no visible reason whatsoever, in posts that in no way concern the people you're talking to. Could it be that there is something on your mind? Perhaps in your old age, you aren't getting the attention you think you are obligated to. Perhaps no woman would care to lie with such a shrivelled, bitter husk of a man. I thank Sapience from the bottom of my heart for abstaining from allowing you to procreate, lest the world suffer the inane tripe of whatever inbred, tainted offspring would inevitably spout. Gods know why Imyrr still lets you sit atop battlements like a statue, though perhaps you're a better ornament than you are a person, who am I to judge?
As for "I'm not the one who lied", well, you are, and this is another lie too. You stir more shit wherever you live than a blind soupmaker in a latrine. That in itself is commendable, I suppose. You are at least devoted to your calling, and that is respectable, in a sense, even if it isn't often successful. How you can lecture about honour, though, is really anybody's guess, when your sole achievements during my lifetime seem to amount to "failing to blockade a sunken harbour, getting kicked out of Ashtan and then getting kicked out of Hashan".
But I am a generous king, and I knoww that the title means a great deal to you, so let me hereby knight you a fourth time, something as meaningful as the last three times you've been granted it.
Arise, Sir Kinilan the impotent.
Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Scarlatan, in the year 928 AF.
The true king speaks.
Written by: The Great Elyon Wineapple, King of Sapience
Date: Monday, October 2nd, 2023
Addressed to: Sir Kinilan Demaxx, The Exile
Firstly, I am somewhat annoyed that I'm having to respond to something that was about knights and their guilds. Secondly, I don't know who this "king" you speak of is, but I assure you that they are only a pretender, an usurper and not the true King of Sapience. (Because that is me, of course, and I was democratically elected by three people, and as we all know, three is the magic number for both coronations and knightings.)
As for cults and the like, you seem to like wheeling this one out on a regular basis, for absolutely no visible reason whatsoever, in posts that in no way concern the people you're talking to. Could it be that there is something on your mind? Perhaps in your old age, you aren't getting the attention you think you are obligated to. Perhaps no woman would care to lie with such a shrivelled, bitter husk of a man. I thank Sapience from the bottom of my heart for abstaining from allowing you to procreate, lest the world suffer the inane tripe of whatever inbred, tainted offspring would inevitably spout. Gods know why Imyrr still lets you sit atop battlements like a statue, though perhaps you're a better ornament than you are a person, who am I to judge?
As for "I'm not the one who lied", well, you are, and this is another lie too. You stir more shit wherever you live than a blind soupmaker in a latrine. That in itself is commendable, I suppose. You are at least devoted to your calling, and that is respectable, in a sense, even if it isn't often successful. How you can lecture about honour, though, is really anybody's guess, when your sole achievements during my lifetime seem to amount to "failing to blockade a sunken harbour, getting kicked out of Ashtan and then getting kicked out of Hashan".
But I am a generous king, and I knoww that the title means a great deal to you, so let me hereby knight you a fourth time, something as meaningful as the last three times you've been granted it.
Arise, Sir Kinilan the impotent.
Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Scarlatan, in the year 928 AF.