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Downward Spiral
Written by: Taelle Starling
Date: Sunday, October 1st, 2023
Addressed to: Sir Kinilan Demaxx, The Exile
Dear "Sir",
I would like to congratulate you on your application of illusion. Truly, you should teach a class. The dedicated repetition with which you apply yourself to falsehood and disinformation is such that you actually manage to convince others to believe you. Certainly, you believe them yourself. Why, even your Goddess celebrates your lies! One might think that fashioning a staff of illusions from what passes for a spine in your body could lead to grand new discoveries in the realm of magic, provided it were topped with your ceaselessly self-congratulating tongue.
Speaking of fiction, I would like to suggest that you turn to the pursuit of more creative avenues in your free time. You build such grandiose stories, yet they bore the audience with repetition and old, old, -old- standards of slander that have been employed since days of yore. Calling an cult of Indrani a "sex-cult" is not only far from correct, it's boringly old-fashioned. One questions whether or not you are capable of originality, but one encourages you to try your best nonetheless! Indranians have been accused of a sex cult for as long as their goddess lived, but any modicum of attention and research reveals that the teachings of Indrani were not about sexual revelry, but individual empowerment, and this recent, short-lived branch was no different. Any hate that you perceived and justified through claiming that Fitz was the "true winner" of the roast (I daresay the judges who announced the actual winners might disagree with you, but then again your relationship with reality is, as we've already established, tenuous at best) is no doubt a projection of the negative responses you've collected from those who fail to yield to your campaigns of vitriolic, self-masturbatory propaganda. This is not to detract from Fitz's ACTUAL accomplishments during the Karth people's stay on Sapience, for he earned great renown and respect! But to bring the matter up so long after it has settled is a pithy, petty, petulant thing, really.
Finally, that one so passionately aligned with falsehoods should lay claim to knightly titles and behaviour while acting so poorly is ludicrous. That is all.
Grow up.
Sincerely,
Taelle Starling
Penned by my hand on the 14th of Scarlatan, in the year 928 AF.
Downward Spiral
Written by: Taelle Starling
Date: Sunday, October 1st, 2023
Addressed to: Sir Kinilan Demaxx, The Exile
Dear "Sir",
I would like to congratulate you on your application of illusion. Truly, you should teach a class. The dedicated repetition with which you apply yourself to falsehood and disinformation is such that you actually manage to convince others to believe you. Certainly, you believe them yourself. Why, even your Goddess celebrates your lies! One might think that fashioning a staff of illusions from what passes for a spine in your body could lead to grand new discoveries in the realm of magic, provided it were topped with your ceaselessly self-congratulating tongue.
Speaking of fiction, I would like to suggest that you turn to the pursuit of more creative avenues in your free time. You build such grandiose stories, yet they bore the audience with repetition and old, old, -old- standards of slander that have been employed since days of yore. Calling an cult of Indrani a "sex-cult" is not only far from correct, it's boringly old-fashioned. One questions whether or not you are capable of originality, but one encourages you to try your best nonetheless! Indranians have been accused of a sex cult for as long as their goddess lived, but any modicum of attention and research reveals that the teachings of Indrani were not about sexual revelry, but individual empowerment, and this recent, short-lived branch was no different. Any hate that you perceived and justified through claiming that Fitz was the "true winner" of the roast (I daresay the judges who announced the actual winners might disagree with you, but then again your relationship with reality is, as we've already established, tenuous at best) is no doubt a projection of the negative responses you've collected from those who fail to yield to your campaigns of vitriolic, self-masturbatory propaganda. This is not to detract from Fitz's ACTUAL accomplishments during the Karth people's stay on Sapience, for he earned great renown and respect! But to bring the matter up so long after it has settled is a pithy, petty, petulant thing, really.
Finally, that one so passionately aligned with falsehoods should lay claim to knightly titles and behaviour while acting so poorly is ludicrous. That is all.
Grow up.
Sincerely,
Taelle Starling
Penned by my hand on the 14th of Scarlatan, in the year 928 AF.