Sapience,

It is with great satisfaction that I announce winners to two competitions.

First, of course, the highly successful Roast Competition that I hosted around the Uchenny campfire. Words were hurled like burning embers, but a few glowed brighter than the rest.

As a runner-up for the most consistently torrid sears we recognize... Tahquil! (Not even her husband was safe, for she put the "ire" in "fire"!) To you we bestow the Uchenny title "The Sizzle Sage."

For the top single roast of the night we recognize... Vix! Her roast of a sea-loving sailor drew some snickers as she smugly stated:

"Landon thinks he's a hero, when he's on a wave,
but put him on land and he's naught but a knave."

To you we bestow the Uchenny title "Spitfire Wit."

Our sincere gratitude to every single participant who made sure the evening was uncomfortably roasty around the Uchenny bonfire!


Next, Fjorlic, one of our more...eccentric compatriots was quite adamant that I recognise the top riders of his mountain ram venture. He says that many bones were broken and spirits crushed, but perseverance prevailed!

The top rider time, at 145 seconds, goes to.... Bainz!

And an honourable mention to the runner-up and most prolific rider... Accipiter! Accipiter rode the ram 189 times and came in a close second with her best time of 140 seconds!

A hearty congratulations to the fool-hardy mountain ram riders!

In Prosperity,
Abyzer, the Great
Karl of the Uchenny


Penned by my hand on the 8th of Miraman, in the year 927 AF.