Icraa, old friend.

I know you. You know I know you, and you know that saying you take offense to lies is not very honest of you to claim.

I won't remind you of all of the things I helped you with in the past, or the book I compiled specifically for that reason, but I am sure you remember.

Don't be an ass. I will make it my problem.

In service,
Draqoom Van Helsing

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Chronos, in the year 926 AF.