I farted on Axios, because I was told I should continue the natural cycle by this woman of green vines. I needed to let go and release things back to nature. He got mad and started to hurt me! ouchies! Ow Ow!!

I ran home crying, and my momma put a bunch of bandages on my wounds and told me that...The big slave has to work with little slave. Because the little slave does all the work! The big slave is weak without the little slave. They are just slaves to the weak!.

Oops.. I think she meant salves. I'm confused! my brain hurts. I got hit pretty hard. It still stings. Anyway, you Mhaldorians are not nice! You are all a bunch of evil meanies!


Penned by my hand on the 16th of Glacian, in the year 873 AF.