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Public News Post #21119

Get a refund!

Written by: Tendril Jonesey Corder, of the Banana Palm
Date: Saturday, June 19th, 2021
Addressed to: The Infamous Elyon Wineapple


Your public relations person is failing you. If the best catchline they could create for you is "The Village has finally found its idiot" you deserve a refund.

You don't have to bend to the will of anyone, but your actions against the people of Sapience will not be unpunished. Your alliance has consequences and the people will lead the revolution. I'm eager to work with the people to correct this wrong. Moghedu is a place of violence against the Grook people. As someone who has spent about half my life as a Grook, I will never leave Moghedu as a protected place and I encourage people to commit as many EQUAL attrocities as they have commited. An eye for an eye seems fair.

Now understand that the people of Sapience have formed an alliance with the GOTGOM, it is legit, seriously, super legit. As a result, you are all able to be hunted down in Moghedu. It's legit.



Once final piece that caught me off guard, you admitted that you will violate children in Moghedu. You probably shouldn't say the quiet part out loud..


P.S. For a nominal fee, I can write on behalf of GoM, because in the court of public opinion, well your group is the "Idiot". Fire your public relations person and hire me. Don't worry I'll convince the people that what you are doing is "noble" and you are "defending". Right now, you just look like asses.

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Lupar, in the year 861 AF.


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Public News Post #21119

Get a refund!

Written by: Tendril Jonesey Corder, of the Banana Palm
Date: Saturday, June 19th, 2021
Addressed to: The Infamous Elyon Wineapple


Your public relations person is failing you. If the best catchline they could create for you is "The Village has finally found its idiot" you deserve a refund.

You don't have to bend to the will of anyone, but your actions against the people of Sapience will not be unpunished. Your alliance has consequences and the people will lead the revolution. I'm eager to work with the people to correct this wrong. Moghedu is a place of violence against the Grook people. As someone who has spent about half my life as a Grook, I will never leave Moghedu as a protected place and I encourage people to commit as many EQUAL attrocities as they have commited. An eye for an eye seems fair.

Now understand that the people of Sapience have formed an alliance with the GOTGOM, it is legit, seriously, super legit. As a result, you are all able to be hunted down in Moghedu. It's legit.



Once final piece that caught me off guard, you admitted that you will violate children in Moghedu. You probably shouldn't say the quiet part out loud..


P.S. For a nominal fee, I can write on behalf of GoM, because in the court of public opinion, well your group is the "Idiot". Fire your public relations person and hire me. Don't worry I'll convince the people that what you are doing is "noble" and you are "defending". Right now, you just look like asses.

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Lupar, in the year 861 AF.


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