Time after time, my dearest child. Mhaldor has tried to raid Shallam,
yet routinely, we see their backsides. Hayte, I've not seen many a time
your rear hides within your city. Atleast I am able to come out and play
some.

If you really want to pull this into a name calling contests... well
wait, I won't go into a battle of wits with somebody as unarmed as you.
Let us just leave it at this now, my dearest.

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Mayan, in the year 419 AF.