Dearest Herenicus,

You don't have the balls half the time to come out of cowers, if I come
after one of your citymates by myself, they run and cower back into your
cities walls. That is my first point.

Secondly, Atleast people would come to kiss me hun. I atleast don't need
to shave my backside and walk backwards to look semi-ok as in others of
your city.

Thirdly, I really didn't ask your opinion, till I ask it from you, you
can keep it inside that small housing compartment you call a head.

Good Day, Child
-Ishia Silvertongue

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Mayan, in the year 419 AF.