I come to you, today, Sapience, a more well-read and literate man.

I have read "The Paladin Part One: The Assimilator", and I have not been
disappointed.

This monumental monolith of monolithic literary proportions was a
riveting example of literary excellence. It blew my mind.

I was confronted by the first page with such passion, such love, SUCH
RAW DESIRE. I laughed. I cried. I became a victim of Tightnessinpants
Syndrome. I enjoyed it. Phrases such as 'thrust delicately', 'rode her
mount passionately', 'ate her', 'thrust', 'thrust', 'thrust hard',
'switched position', 'wand of power', 'silvery gunk', 'climax'. I was
glued to my seat, electrified as I read this powerhouse masterpiece!

This is not to say that all in this ground-breaking novel is such
intimacies. With such riveting characters as 'the swift brown fox', such
intensely engaging action along the lines of 'jumped over the fence'. I
was utterly astounded at the depth of character dialogue, interchanges
such as 'the fox asked the cow, "How now brown cow?"'. The drama! The
intrigue!

If you have half a brain in your head, you will go out and read this
book. Such wonder, such passion, SUCH WONDERMENT AND GREATNESS!

I rather liked it.

-Kuntar Semshan, Book Aficionado

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Chronos, in the year 419 AF.