My Goat...mine, my Goat has gone missing...Ive looked, Ive looked!!!
Highs and lows, nooks, crannies, niches and knots...and I cant seem to
find him.

Have you seen him!

Hes shortish...round...hairy, very goat like.

Well most of the times he is a goat....he changes, but hes mostly a
goat.

I miss him....

I worry! I worry...something wrong....if anyone has seen my goat or
knows where he went off to please contact me, messages, doves and
gremlins....

Please, please....


Penned by my hand on the 25th of Sarapin, in the year 419 AF.