Lately, there has been far too much seriousness occurring. We here at
the Lin'Quei* seek to remedy this terrible affliction that over half of
Achaea has surrendered to.

A long long time ago, in a as-yet undiscovered island far away, a man by
the name of Ximili set out to acquire some of Achaea's most amusing
quotes. These quotes were in the form of mistells, citytells,
then-guildtells, talltells, shorttells, and yes, even the elusive
nontell. He brillantly captured those blonde moments, brown moments,
pink and purple polkadotted moments and..well, you get the picture. He
accumulated these quotes into periodic posts that he lovingly referred
to as Pots. Some of you who share my ancient status will remember these
well.

In the spirit of Chaos and all other things gooshy, we here at Lin'Quei
seek once again to glorify Ximili's genius and compile amusing quotes
and general hilarity from across the land. Be ye Shallamite, Ashtanite,
Hashanite, Mhaldorian, or Cyrenian, keep your eyes open and your ears
peeled, and, should you come across something especially tickling, be
sure to send it in a message to myself. I will be compiling these
amusing quotes until further notice.

On behalf of the Lin'Quei* I wish to thank you personally for your
contributions. And remember, the funnier you are, the more likely you
are to be featured in the new and improved Pots!

Iliana Lucoster

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Whether or not Lin'Quei does or not is quite frankly none of your
business.


Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Scarlatan, in the year 418 AF.