Dear Sapience,

Over the past few years I have been told repeatedly, and by many
different people, to go take a bath. I have been told right to my face
that I smell, and smell bad.

Well, sorry, but we can't all have the same tastes in pefume. Just
because I like the delicate and subtle fragrances that I obtain from
Trixy of Mysia does NOT mean I need a bath. I will have you know I bathe
on a semi-regular basis. It's perfume guys! Not the body stench of an
unwashed female Troll!

So please, no more comments on my smell, ok? Just breathe deeply and
enjoy.

Thank you very much,

Vivienne

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Sarapin, in the year 412 AF.