You know, it seems like a lot of conspiracy theories are bouncing around
the world these days. Maybe we're entering a great age of conspiracies.
Or maybe the monkey in my head was right and I should've started
stockpiling pudding months ago.

At any rate, can I borrow some of your conspiracy theories? I've noticed
everyone but me having them, and I feel left out. You know, like a glove
without a hand. A bald head without a wig. A pie without a crust.

-Kuntar Semshan

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Chronos, in the year 410 AF.