Taranis is very mean. He insults this board, and all that it stands for. He needs to be punished. Not with force, no, no, we're much more creative than that. He needs something that will be unny (funny), and thoroughly annoying. What I have in mind is this: As many people as mortally possible msg him with this msg..."Hi Snargull, why are you so mean?" A number of people have already done this, and it would be very funny.
So get your msg's ready, and Hit him up!

His name is Snargull.
He makes me gargle.

He's so mean,
but he's just green.

he wants wat (what) we have,
a creative poetry lab.

Taranis was nis (his) name,
but now I'm playing a silly little game.

I changes (changed) his name to Snargull,
hopefully, he'll lose his marble.

<bow>
Okay, have fun kids.
Love,
Kona

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Lupar, in the year 243 AF.