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The great spider conspiracy
Written by: Sommelier Chamomile Teagarden
Date: Friday, September 20th, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone
Skittering spiders, oh what a fright,
Conspiring together, all through the night,
Creeping and crawling, with eight beady eyes,
Concocting their plans, to my surprise.
They scuttle and scamper, across the floor,
A web of conspiracy, I can't ignore,
Whispering secrets in their tiny chatter,
I'm convinced they're after me, it's no matter.
From dark corners and crevices they emerge,
Their tiny legs tapping, a sinister dirge,
A spider conspiracy, I'm sure it's true,
They're plotting and scheming, and all against you!
Penned by my hand on the 15th of Phaestian, in the year 956 AF.
The great spider conspiracy
Written by: Sommelier Chamomile Teagarden
Date: Friday, September 20th, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone
Skittering spiders, oh what a fright,
Conspiring together, all through the night,
Creeping and crawling, with eight beady eyes,
Concocting their plans, to my surprise.
They scuttle and scamper, across the floor,
A web of conspiracy, I can't ignore,
Whispering secrets in their tiny chatter,
I'm convinced they're after me, it's no matter.
From dark corners and crevices they emerge,
Their tiny legs tapping, a sinister dirge,
A spider conspiracy, I'm sure it's true,
They're plotting and scheming, and all against you!
Penned by my hand on the 15th of Phaestian, in the year 956 AF.