Achaean News
A brief guide to secret languages, volume one.
Written by: The Great Elyon Wineapple
Date: Monday, June 19th, 2023
Addressed to: Everyone
Now some of you folks have been confused by my last ditty
So I thought of something new that you might seem quite witty
And I wrote this verse down because it helped to pass the time
So please let me now explain some occultist words in rhyme!
A is for "abann", something of which Ashtan has quite few,
In Achaean it would be "Ally", faithful through and through.
B is for "b'hul" a "backside", a "rear", a "butt" that should be kicked,
And C isn't for anything, the vocabulary's been nicked.
D is for "dhunn"; a "church", famous for some occultists burning,
E: "ekawr" means "Chaos"; that's an ideology worth spurning.
G is For "galohm" as in a "master" of dull, brainwashed slaves,
H, "Hirazaag" is home to the mhun, hidden in some caves.
I gives us "imhuba" But we tend to call it "karma",
J "jihannra" is a "lich", maybe needing an embalmer.
K is for "kapirtka" like this poem, to "enlighten" you,
"lada" is for "secret", Ashtani linguists might eschew.
"Mhikath" means "pyre", quite a familiar concept I'm sure,
"nni" is "now"; A great time for occultists to burn some more.
"Oaveyka" is to open eyes, otherwise "awaken",
"plikalar": a "thief" for when your items have been taken.
"Goedis" means "torture" like pronouncing this absolute tripe,
and "raka" is a "game" I play: like finding goods to swipe.
"Sarar" is a "poet"; I suppose that this could describe me,
"tilassy" is a harmful force that is called "entropy".
"Ulapha" means "boundary", and I may have pushed one here,
but "veyka" is to "quicken" like when enemies are near.
"Whulhir" is "forever", as in how long our world shall last
and "xxulara" is a "target", someone to be harrassed.
"Ylo" means "counter", as in "Good luck countering these words",
"zhulaed", must be "knowledge", hidden in this poesy you heard!
And now dear reader I must leave before this song gets old,
but fear not, we'll sell the book for a tidy sum of gold!
Penned by my hand on the 15th of Sarapin, in the year 920 AF.
A brief guide to secret languages, volume one.
Written by: The Great Elyon Wineapple
Date: Monday, June 19th, 2023
Addressed to: Everyone
Now some of you folks have been confused by my last ditty
So I thought of something new that you might seem quite witty
And I wrote this verse down because it helped to pass the time
So please let me now explain some occultist words in rhyme!
A is for "abann", something of which Ashtan has quite few,
In Achaean it would be "Ally", faithful through and through.
B is for "b'hul" a "backside", a "rear", a "butt" that should be kicked,
And C isn't for anything, the vocabulary's been nicked.
D is for "dhunn"; a "church", famous for some occultists burning,
E: "ekawr" means "Chaos"; that's an ideology worth spurning.
G is For "galohm" as in a "master" of dull, brainwashed slaves,
H, "Hirazaag" is home to the mhun, hidden in some caves.
I gives us "imhuba" But we tend to call it "karma",
J "jihannra" is a "lich", maybe needing an embalmer.
K is for "kapirtka" like this poem, to "enlighten" you,
"lada" is for "secret", Ashtani linguists might eschew.
"Mhikath" means "pyre", quite a familiar concept I'm sure,
"nni" is "now"; A great time for occultists to burn some more.
"Oaveyka" is to open eyes, otherwise "awaken",
"plikalar": a "thief" for when your items have been taken.
"Goedis" means "torture" like pronouncing this absolute tripe,
and "raka" is a "game" I play: like finding goods to swipe.
"Sarar" is a "poet"; I suppose that this could describe me,
"tilassy" is a harmful force that is called "entropy".
"Ulapha" means "boundary", and I may have pushed one here,
but "veyka" is to "quicken" like when enemies are near.
"Whulhir" is "forever", as in how long our world shall last
and "xxulara" is a "target", someone to be harrassed.
"Ylo" means "counter", as in "Good luck countering these words",
"zhulaed", must be "knowledge", hidden in this poesy you heard!
And now dear reader I must leave before this song gets old,
but fear not, we'll sell the book for a tidy sum of gold!
Penned by my hand on the 15th of Sarapin, in the year 920 AF.