Achaean News
Lemon Parade!
Written by: Captain Sweet and Sour Lenasali Rya, the Pretty Pirate
Date: Monday, December 25th, 2000
Addressed to: Discordian Codfishicist, Lemon Ni'Choya, Miss Congeniality
Dear Lemon, my sweetest, dearest, Lemon. *sniffle* I'll never forgive you Saruman! *wail*
~sings~
I'd wish I'd seen you
As a little girl
without your armour
to fend off the world
I would have kept you
underneath my wing
I would protect you
from everything.
Make way for the Lemon Parade!
Make way for my girl!
Make way for the Lemon Parade!
Make way for my girl...
Did the boys all tease you
When they had the chance
always left standing
when it came time to dance
did you hide behind your ents girl
did you find your secret friends
always I want you
always 'til the end
Make way for the Lemon Parade!
Make way for my girl!
Make way for the Lemon Parade!
Make way for my girl..
~music break~
Make way for the Lemon Parade!
Make way for my giiiiirl!
Make way for the Lemon Parade!
Make way for my girl...
Make way for my *sniffle* girl...
~cry~
Lenasali, Fnordian Follower
Penned by my hand on the 10th of Sarapin, in the year 266 AF.
Lemon Parade!
Written by: Captain Sweet and Sour Lenasali Rya, the Pretty Pirate
Date: Monday, December 25th, 2000
Addressed to: Discordian Codfishicist, Lemon Ni'Choya, Miss Congeniality
Dear Lemon, my sweetest, dearest, Lemon. *sniffle* I'll never forgive you Saruman! *wail*
~sings~
I'd wish I'd seen you
As a little girl
without your armour
to fend off the world
I would have kept you
underneath my wing
I would protect you
from everything.
Make way for the Lemon Parade!
Make way for my girl!
Make way for the Lemon Parade!
Make way for my girl...
Did the boys all tease you
When they had the chance
always left standing
when it came time to dance
did you hide behind your ents girl
did you find your secret friends
always I want you
always 'til the end
Make way for the Lemon Parade!
Make way for my girl!
Make way for the Lemon Parade!
Make way for my girl..
~music break~
Make way for the Lemon Parade!
Make way for my giiiiirl!
Make way for the Lemon Parade!
Make way for my girl...
Make way for my *sniffle* girl...
~cry~
Lenasali, Fnordian Follower
Penned by my hand on the 10th of Sarapin, in the year 266 AF.