The Smooching Scholar seen in Cyrene,
A Perky Peach and twice as keen.

Poet's hat and Laureate's stole,
Sharp as a whip and twice as bold.

Sound the alarm, call out the guards!
She steals more hearts than a house full of Bards!

She should have a rattle or a warning hiss,
For the extreme peril in her toe-curling kiss.

Scholar be sure, we will come when you call,
And not just cause of empress, or puppetry dolls.

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Phaestian, in the year 651 AF.