Checking My schedule,
let's read the list:
Ahh yes I am due
for a lovely update.

First thing this morning
Mystara brings Me some bacon,
last time she brought Me a muffin.
I hung her upside down,
and tickled her till she turned pink.

My morning meeting with Chryseas,
then my daily stroll through the woods.
Some post breakfast posing in the mirror,
then more pondering about sirens.
Boy do I love sirens.

My lunch, some more bacon,
Mystara brings Me some cake.
She brought Me a muffin,
I swear, what's with the muffins?
Such a strange being is she.

My post lunch posing in the mirror,
and then the random smiting of the day.
Should it be a mhun or a grook?
I know!
I'll go with a human!

My daily flexing of muscles at Crossroads,
then dinner, followed by a snack.
Wait a minute...
Who's writing this schedule!?
MYSTARA?! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?!





Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Valnuary, in the year 606 AF.