Do not hug the hedgehog.
Though cute.
Though cuddly.
Though small.
Though snuggly.

Do not hug the hedgehog.
The spines,
They stick.
The quills,
They prick.

Do not hug the hedgehog.
You'll bleed,
You'll cry.
He'll laugh,
then sigh.

'cause he knows not to hug the hedgehog.


From the titillating life experiences of Maerwen Hibana, clever gypsy
Knave.

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Miraman, in the year 604 AF.