I left my pants at greatrock,
my elixir ran dry,
I got webbed in Shallam,
I got thrown in the sky.

I was nabbed by a Mark,
I ran out of gold,
I fell into a pond,
my backpack was sold.

I'm transfixed by a monk,
my sword fell in a lake,
I can't walk over water,
I'm attracted to cake.

Your brother is hotter,
I'm allergic to cats,
I'm permanently restless,
I'm busy killing rats.

We never were dating,
that was my clone,
I looked at you once,
and I turned into stone.

Hey don't get discouraged,
you're good in my eye,
and yet I must tell you,
my standards aint high.

Now don't you start crying,
I said that you're grand,
You're very attractive,
the rest I can't stand.

I have strong morals,
that's why you I can't bed,
we can go out and eat,
wear this on your head.

You're the best one,
the best I've seen yet,
now give me amensia,
so this night I can forget.






Penned by my hand on the 13th of Ero, in the year 601 AF.