You know Slasher, and Dancer,
And Prancer, and Nixon;
Vomit, and Stupid,
And Dhalmer, and Flea-Bitten.

But do you recall?
The most famous wolfy of all?

Ruby the red-tailed wolfy,
Had a very shiny tail.
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.
All of the other wolfies,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Ruby,
Join in any wolfy games.

Then one foggy Logosmas Eve,
Santos came to say:
"Ruby with you ass so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the wolfies loved him,
And they howled out with glee:
"Ruby the red-tailed wolfy-
You'll go down in history!"


Penned by my hand on the 8th of Sarapin, in the year 253 AF.