This lovely poem is dedicated to annoying people everywhere. The rhythm is off in a few areas, so read creatively.

I came into this world as a newbie
Often found in the cave
How many times was I rezzed in the flame?
Being killed by baby rats
Yeah, it fills me with shame
You wanna learn how to fight
You gotta live with the pain
Hey, I think about the day my supplies crumbled away
And then I had to pay for a brand new mutton chop
But I'm just a broke sucker, cause my gold, it got dropped
Hey, feel kind of dumb
Should I throw a tantrum and get myself killed?
Just a little upset, didn't get into that guild
You'd think I'd forget it and find another one
But I don't leave unfinished business and I'll never be done
They tell me, "For Sarapis' sake, give the credits a break!"
I don't need 6,000 right off the bat
I said hey, whatcha want me to do?
Save a few for you? Go and get your own!
I did it all for the XP
The XP
So you can take that head and put in on a pike
Why did it take so long
To get to level 56, huh, and learn all these tricks?
But I did it and I'm the only one in all of Azdun (for the moment)
I can't believe I still can't win in a FFA
But in reality I'm not that strong
Though I've practiced so long
I'm always sure I am
They always prove me wrong
Hey, feel kind of dumb
I'm only mortal. It's so easy for people to make all their rules.
They tell you don't PK, but it's so much unmatched fun
I understand it, I do, so just leave me alone
I ain't never gonna change
I'm gonna do what I want and I'll always be the same
Hey, now I'm a shrub
I did it all for the XP
The XP
So you can take that head and put it on a pike


Vera
(She who walks in stark grace has seen the fight.)

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Glacian, in the year 251 AF.