Returning from a short trip to other realms, Sarapis today discovered
that an artifact of His was missing. When he discovered that Pandora had
stolen this item, He called Her before Him to explain herself.

Instead of cowering in fear, She cheekily told Him that She had grown
bored of it and that She would next time steal something that looked
more interesting. Thunder crashed and Sarapis' face contorted with rage
at Her impudence. Just as it seemed that Sarapis would destroy Her in a
fit of rage, He began to laugh, telling Her that She had a lot to learn
about life and that She was to have a lucky escape this time.

The laughter soon stopped, however, when it became aparrent that Pandora
had over-used the Caduceus of Castigation and that it had become fused
so deeply into Her hand that She would have to have Her hand amputated.
Sarapis struck Her wrist with His whip, taking Her hand with it. Word
has it that Phaestus has promised to construct a hand of silver for Her
as a replacement.

As a warning to mortals of Her fickle and childish nature, Sarapis has
named Pandora, the Goddess of Mischief, and it remains to be seen if She
has learned from Her actions.

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Phaestian, in the year 310 AF.