Donations continue to pile up in New Thera, ensuring all the orphans in
the land will surely have quite a Logosmas to remember (see Announce
News #3548)! The Society for Helping Offset the Harm of Hateful
Obliteration has teamed up with Ironbeard to reward our most generous
donors with a special treat, which should arrive gift-wrapped within a
month after your twenty-first gift is dropped off.

We've had a few questions from the early recipients of these gifts, so
here are a few answers:
- What does it do? Read what is written upon it and find out!
- Does it last forever? Yes!
- How often can I use it? Once every Orphean Serenade!

P.S. We've noticed a few of the donations under the tree have started to
smell and/or gather flies, but in the spirit of Logosmas we will still
be honouring those contributors whose presents were deemed un-giftable.
We are VERY sure you all meant well!

Penned by My hand on the 20th of Chronos, in the year 584 AF.