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Announce News Post #2288

Weaves and reWeaves, many related to CLASS LEADS reports

Written by: Clementius, the Weaver
Date: Tuesday, May 9th, 2006
Addressed to: Everyone


Many of these Weaves and reWeaves are related to CLASS LEADS.

(Seek towards the end for the ever-popular Sourpuss Summary, and
special thanks)

Harassed, hurt, and hateful, herself the Pixie Queen approached Pixies
Against Infamous Newbies (or PAIN for short) pompously protesting
puerile plebes (young adventurers of Sapience) who insist on killing
each other in her presence, her kingdom, and anywhere else nearby - to
wit - Minia and Lodi. Being the uppity royal she is, she has succeeded
in her mission, and more! Assaulting adolescents shall now be removed
from her environs without prejudice or delay.

After repeated visits to local priest with sudden onsets of the vapours,
Tharos shall be able to rest easy now that the Weave no longer allows
world-wide killing games to end prematurely, doubly, or not at all!

"Miscreant!", the flushed young maiden cried, gathering her bed-sheets
around her. "Well, yes", replied the evildoer from his side of the
private room, "but what are you referring to, exactly?" Between
blubbering and sobs about her ruined reputation she utters this rebuke,
"My sister, my uncle, my friend Sally, the gardener and the Mhaldorian
Icon Raiding Squad just messaged me because YOU told them we were here!"
At this, the man adjusts his tie nervously, his mind scrambling for an
answer, "I joined party earlier, before we gathered at our trysting
place. How was I to know they'd see me even here?"

Antsy stars fell from the heavens to land briefly upon skill scrolls
marked specifically by Impatient Imps, Irritating Iguanas, ibidem. All
but one of these celestial bodies were quickly obliterated. Strange
times indeed!

"Curses!" cried the goblin as his shield tattoo again failed to protect
him from the barrage of shamanic attacks. He spoke briefly to Vinci of
Delos and to the shaman of the goblin village. Together, they have
devised a shield tattoo so strong, it repels even the truecurse itself!
They have exported this to all sentient denizens in the lands and have
sworn an oath to the very end not to let this ingenuity make its way
into the hands of adventurers!

Frustrated shamans can thank the ogress Log'obi for successfully
reaching into the netherworld and returning with a stronger curse of
blight. No longer will afflictions be revealed to victims. She has also
discovered, after a series of unfortunate accidents in the self-same
library, that she was able to drawing on the mystic powers of swiftcurse
and blight while having one broken arm, but not two.

Beautifully singing from-abovely swinging buckle-swashing death dealers
defy fehu in final flirtatious fracas fling. So! Somnolence shall subdue
said swingers soonly.


Sourpuss Summary
----------------
- newbies with a much lower infamy are now excluded from newbie areas.
- free-pk worldgames should end properly and with scores unchanging.
- pwho/partywho observes bedroom restrictions.
- removed initial * from Impatience for hypnosis, curses, and evileye.
- truecurse bounces off denizen shield as expected.
- blight/breach suppresses messages as expected.
- swiftcurse/prepare blight ok with one arm broken.
- dfa is now stopped by the attacker falling asleep due to fehu and the
like.

(Special thanks to you know who you are for helping out.)

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Aeguary, in the year 421 AF.


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Announce News Post #2288

Weaves and reWeaves, many related to CLASS LEADS reports

Written by: Clementius, the Weaver
Date: Tuesday, May 9th, 2006
Addressed to: Everyone


Many of these Weaves and reWeaves are related to CLASS LEADS.

(Seek towards the end for the ever-popular Sourpuss Summary, and
special thanks)

Harassed, hurt, and hateful, herself the Pixie Queen approached Pixies
Against Infamous Newbies (or PAIN for short) pompously protesting
puerile plebes (young adventurers of Sapience) who insist on killing
each other in her presence, her kingdom, and anywhere else nearby - to
wit - Minia and Lodi. Being the uppity royal she is, she has succeeded
in her mission, and more! Assaulting adolescents shall now be removed
from her environs without prejudice or delay.

After repeated visits to local priest with sudden onsets of the vapours,
Tharos shall be able to rest easy now that the Weave no longer allows
world-wide killing games to end prematurely, doubly, or not at all!

"Miscreant!", the flushed young maiden cried, gathering her bed-sheets
around her. "Well, yes", replied the evildoer from his side of the
private room, "but what are you referring to, exactly?" Between
blubbering and sobs about her ruined reputation she utters this rebuke,
"My sister, my uncle, my friend Sally, the gardener and the Mhaldorian
Icon Raiding Squad just messaged me because YOU told them we were here!"
At this, the man adjusts his tie nervously, his mind scrambling for an
answer, "I joined party earlier, before we gathered at our trysting
place. How was I to know they'd see me even here?"

Antsy stars fell from the heavens to land briefly upon skill scrolls
marked specifically by Impatient Imps, Irritating Iguanas, ibidem. All
but one of these celestial bodies were quickly obliterated. Strange
times indeed!

"Curses!" cried the goblin as his shield tattoo again failed to protect
him from the barrage of shamanic attacks. He spoke briefly to Vinci of
Delos and to the shaman of the goblin village. Together, they have
devised a shield tattoo so strong, it repels even the truecurse itself!
They have exported this to all sentient denizens in the lands and have
sworn an oath to the very end not to let this ingenuity make its way
into the hands of adventurers!

Frustrated shamans can thank the ogress Log'obi for successfully
reaching into the netherworld and returning with a stronger curse of
blight. No longer will afflictions be revealed to victims. She has also
discovered, after a series of unfortunate accidents in the self-same
library, that she was able to drawing on the mystic powers of swiftcurse
and blight while having one broken arm, but not two.

Beautifully singing from-abovely swinging buckle-swashing death dealers
defy fehu in final flirtatious fracas fling. So! Somnolence shall subdue
said swingers soonly.


Sourpuss Summary
----------------
- newbies with a much lower infamy are now excluded from newbie areas.
- free-pk worldgames should end properly and with scores unchanging.
- pwho/partywho observes bedroom restrictions.
- removed initial * from Impatience for hypnosis, curses, and evileye.
- truecurse bounces off denizen shield as expected.
- blight/breach suppresses messages as expected.
- swiftcurse/prepare blight ok with one arm broken.
- dfa is now stopped by the attacker falling asleep due to fehu and the
like.

(Special thanks to you know who you are for helping out.)

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Aeguary, in the year 421 AF.


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