The realms recently sat up and took notice as one adventurer in
particular seemed to literally skyrocket through the ranks, gaining
gold and experience and rankings in only hours that should have taken
days or weeks for any normal mortal.

Many asked "How can this be?" Others thought "This is too good to be
true!"

Careful analysis has discovered the source of this meteoric rise -
the adventurer was taking advantage of an exploit in a quest.

This exploit is now closed, and the adventurer will now forever adorn
the realms of sapience as a shrubbery. Perhaps you will see it rustle
betimes.

WARNING! -> If you find something that seems to good to be true,
be certain that _*_* IT IS *_*_! It will get you in trouble, and
anybody else you tell.

Report bugs. Report things that are too good to be true. And don't
take advantage. We'll all have more fun. And you won't become a
shrub FOREVER>

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Valnuary, in the year 368 AF.