We apologize deeply for the inability to connect earlier today. Our ISP
decided it needed to reboot a router and told us it would take only
120-150 seconds. Instead, it took over an hour. I will be happy to pass
along any imprecations you might wish to hurl at them.

Also, we're giving everybody 20 lessons by way of apology.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Aeguary, in the year 348 AF.