We've discovered that the character Elminster, who 'won' last month's
art event, is, in fact, a talentless fraud. Since he's a useless worm
himself, he decided to rip off the art he submitted from someone who has
actual skill. As a result, he has been shrubbed, permanently.

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Valnuary, in the year 335 AF.