Hmph!

Ya know dem birds make good eatin' Always look like big colored chickens ya ask me.

Hmmmm. . . what if dey found outside the walls? Can wez kill'em den? Ya know mebbe me throw a big shindig and roast a coupla dem dere feather critters for ya. Afta one taste of me mouth-waterin' garlic-roasted colored chicken recipe ya may just wanna do away wit dat new law and all.

Boy dis gonna make Stump... me mean Mandel, upset. He useta throw back at least four dem chickens in one sittin'!

Oh well. Only a crime when ya get caught though. Not dat me would break a law or sumpthin'


Tha Beard

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Scarlatan, in the year 264 AF.