wow, your rate of decay has gone past my expectations. You lost both your taste sense and mathemtical sense. At your current rate of degradation I give you about an hour left to live. I am sorry, there is nothing I can do.
Also note that there are atleast 1000 groves in achaea, and only one with your name on it, so why don't you go check your grove, make sure every plant hasn't been harvest by anyone except you, and count how many petals that are on one piece of myrrh gum. (everyone please refrain from any noise at this point, it could cause further damage)

Jarik, on the Path of Change

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Scarlatan, in the year 260 AF.