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Public News Post #22150

Millionaire Needed: Must Love Geese & Charity

Written by: Fenh
Date: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Addressed to: Multimillionaire Molli Blackrose, Cutest in the World


Hello Molli,

Remember that BRILLIANT goose farm idea for golden eggs?.

Well, it turns out geese are more into HONKing than dropping gold.

But! I'm now the proud owner of a goose farm. (Minus the gold )

Well... Heres the problem. I may or may not be completely out of gold. My Mother Goose in Law is giving me the Goose-eye. You know, that stare that says to her -I told you so?-

Soo.. really all Im asking is for a small loan of a million gold. A teeny tiny million. Paid at a later date. An unspecified date.

Just think of it as progress to another idea. Perhaps a Goose Carnival?

Oh, and did I mention how amazing you are. You are like the cutest millionare ever.

So.. What do you say, will you help a desperate goose farmer out?

-Fenh


Penned by my hand on the 7th of Chronos, in the year 967 AF.


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Public News Post #22150

Millionaire Needed: Must Love Geese & Charity

Written by: Fenh
Date: Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Addressed to: Multimillionaire Molli Blackrose, Cutest in the World


Hello Molli,

Remember that BRILLIANT goose farm idea for golden eggs?.

Well, it turns out geese are more into HONKing than dropping gold.

But! I'm now the proud owner of a goose farm. (Minus the gold )

Well... Heres the problem. I may or may not be completely out of gold. My Mother Goose in Law is giving me the Goose-eye. You know, that stare that says to her -I told you so?-

Soo.. really all Im asking is for a small loan of a million gold. A teeny tiny million. Paid at a later date. An unspecified date.

Just think of it as progress to another idea. Perhaps a Goose Carnival?

Oh, and did I mention how amazing you are. You are like the cutest millionare ever.

So.. What do you say, will you help a desperate goose farmer out?

-Fenh


Penned by my hand on the 7th of Chronos, in the year 967 AF.


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