Hiya Sapience,

With the festive season coming up, we've already heard about Ironbeard being overworked and underpaid and too busy yadda yadda yadda.

Well we're not gonna let the HoHoHo society monopolise the season, that's for sure.

The HaHaHa society is offering our own solution to Ironbeard's burdens.

Send your letters to us instead. If you know someone, adventurer or denizen, who's not very nice and might even be considered NAUGHTY, then send us a letter with their name and information to nominate them for a... present.

We, along with those smart city volunteers who have said they'll help us*, will make sure they get what they deserve, ok?

No nominating yourself, obviously.

There's a box at the entrance of Merrywick to put your letters in. Include as much information as you can if you want us to be accurate.

Charity Never, Capitalism Forever,

Gobby

* Don't worry about your personal affiliation with HoHoHo or HaHaHa, we won't hold it against you. Still waiting for some of you to write back, too.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Lupar, in the year 963 AF.