Why I want a turkey is a very simple question indeed
Turkeys come stuffed and they're made out of meat
Please give me a turkey for logosmas
So I have something nice to eat

Oh how I wish for a stuffed bird
Please let my pleas widely be heard
Don't just keep it at one though
I'd like a second, or a third

And if this sounds like gobblety gook
That a turkey i should not cook
It's logosmas, it's tradition
there's turkey dinners in my book

What do you mean, "their chicks are cute"?
Could it be they are not food
Eating a thing with such a face
Doesn't make me feel so good!

I changed my mind, I've ran astray
Logosmas turkey won't be my prey
Run along now little turchick
Into the gardens, off to play

Save a baby birb, eat a carrot
Merry turkeyday!

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Phaestian, in the year 961 AF.