There once was a Bard named Scarlatti,
Around mortals delightful and chatty.
The Merik the dame
for his own, he did claim,
That cheeky old blighter Scarlatti.

I was there first though!

She's a feisty one mind you... real little firecracker.

Either way, you take good care of the lass.

Plus I was there first! Ha!

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Phaestian, in the year 370 AF.