Tea

Tea is not Kawhe
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Anybody, however limited in capacity, can make kawhe. To that unwashed mass we
leave this unsavoury task. Go. Enjoy that muck.


Tea People Only
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Now for those who remain, let us explore the true flavour, the endless delight
of tea!

Tea must be prepared with care, thought, and yes, even reverence. Take the 
proper container and fill it with the proper amount of tea. How much is that?

Tut tut!

To those who know, no explanation is necessary.
To those who do not know, no explanation is possible.

With your container now full, add boiling water.


Agitation
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The mistake here is to leave it alone. Do not do this! Agitate frequently. At
least three minutes of agitation is required to release the fullness of the
tea's virtues.

If you cannot be bothered to undertake this ritual in its completeness, by all
means, go back to kawhe. There are people just like you doing it every day.
Enjoy their company, and leave the rest of us to our tea.


Now
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Serve with care.