I am one of Malak's sons. For a long time I have considered my father to be "different" from everyone else, and his bedtime stories about Taters I later disregarded as fairy tales even though he continued to insist that they were real. Today I found out the horrible truth... father was right. The Tater King came out of Tater Tropolis and attacked sapience, slaying all who used the name "Tater" in vain... or at all. I tried to organize the people of sapience against this threat, to no avail.

A tentative female voice shouts, "Woot! Go Taters!"
2799h, 1331m cexk-
The Tater King shouts, "You shall die for your obscenity, Alicia! Do not take
the name of the Tater in vain!"
2799h, 1331m cexk-
Alicia has been slain by the might of the Tater King.
2799h, 1331m cexk-
(Chat): Jerle says, "Wtf?"
2799h, 1331m cexk-
A powerful male voice shouts, "Woooooooooooot!"
2799h, 1331m cexk-(Chat): You say, "Rofl."
2799h, 1331m cexk-
A tentative male voice shouts, "Erm."
2799h, 1331m cexk-The following members of the clan of Lin'Quei are online:
Gelphend
Apprentice Infernal Tyger, Knight of the Iron Citadel
Daddy's lil Angel Kiely Tiercel Stormcrow-Drac'Kal
Andelas Ikari
Transcendant Voice of the Lost Leben Oj'anen, Clan Inductor
Tidal (off channel)
Lin'Quei Chameleon, Master of Puppets
2799h, 1331m cexk-
(Chat): Altaman says, "Tater King?"
2799h, 1331m cexk-
A powerful male voice shouts, "It's Malak!!!"
2799h, 1331m cexk-You shout, "Hail the Tater King!"
2799h, 1331m cexk-
(Chat): Altaman says, "What the.."
2799h, 1331m cexk-
A forceful male voice shouts, "All hail the tater king!"
2799h, 1331m cexk-
The Tater King shouts, "You shall die for your obscenity, Arcos! Do not take
the name of the Tater in vain!"
2799h, 1331m cexk-
(Chat): Jerle says, "Malak's title is Malak Aramar."
2799h, 1331m cexk-
Evildrdeath arrives from the southwest.
2799h, 1331m cexk-
2799h, 1331m cexk-(Chat): You say, "Rofl I can't believe Malak isn't here to see this."
2799h, 1331m cexk-
Evildrdeath leaves to the northwest.
2799h, 1331m cexk-Parade of Zarathustra east of Statue.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Directly to the west the statue of
Zarathustra, the general, stands. Just over the tops of the stately buildings
you can see the roof of the main barracks of the city guard from here. On the
closest upper corner is the sword built into the wall which points directly at
the statue of Zarathustra in salute from the guard. The city owes it's very
existence to the great general. The Parade of Zarathustra is wide and long,
built in stark Ashtan fashion. No decorations other then the statue itself mars
the beauty of the carved stone buildings and expertly laid stone slab road. You
see exits leading southwest and northwest.
2799h, 1331m cexk-You pause a moment to observe the surrounding area.
To your SOUTHWEST you see:
Parade of Zarathustra before statue.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. You see exits leading north,
northeast, southeast, south, southwest and northwest.

To your NORTHWEST you see:
Parade of Zarathustra north of Statue.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Prodigy Endelor is here, hidden.
Evildrdeath is here. He wields a steel shortsword in his left hand.
You see exits leading north, northeast, southeast, southwest and northwest.

2799h, 1331m cexk-
An indomitable male voice resounds, "The hell is the tater king?"
2799h, 1331m cexk-
The Tater King shouts, "You shall die for your obscenity, Jerle! Do not take
the name of the Tater in vain!"
2799h, 1331m cexk-
Jerle has been slain by the might of the Tater King.
2799h, 1331m cexk-A forceful male voice shouts, "Woot!"
2799h, 1331m cexk-(Chat): You say, "Rofl!!!!"
2799h, 1331m cexk-
(Ashtan): Mistral says, "No! I didn't do it! I bought it all from Shallam,
reselling it at 105 now. Someone has bought it all from Ashtan."
2799h, 1331m cexk-
(Chat): Altaman says, "Sweet..."
2799h, 1331m cexk-(Ashtan): You say, "Maybe they're all for sale in a shop in Shallam =)"
2799h, 1331m cexk-
A weak female voice shouts, "Tater."
2799h, 1331m cexk-
The Tater King shouts, "You shall die for your obscenity, Zekintha! Do not take
the name of the Tater in vain!"
2799h, 1331m cexk-
Zekintha has been slain by the might of the Tater King.
2799h, 1331m cexk-(Chat): You say, "Rofl."
2799h, 1331m cexk-
A powerful male voice shouts, "Hail the Tater King!"
2799h, 1331m cexk-
The Tater King shouts, "You shall die for your obscenity, Andelas! Do not take
the name of the Tater in vain!"
2799h, 1331m cexk-
(Chat): Altaman says, "Rofl."
2799h, 1331m cexk-You tell Andelas Ikari, "Uh oh =)"
2799h, 1331m cexk-(Chat): You say, "Haha."
2799h, 1331m cexk-
A tentative male voice shouts, "Kill the Tater king!"
2799h, 1331m cexk-You close your eyes momentarily and extend the range of your vision, seeking
out the presence of Andelas.
You see that Andelas is at Skirting the hillsides along the Highway.
2799h, 1311m cxk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2799h, 1311m cexk-
The Tater King shouts, "You shall die for your obscenity, Lothair! Do not take
the name of the Tater in vain!"
2799h, 1311m cexk-
Lothair has been slain by the might of the Tater King.
2799h, 1311m cexk-
2799h, 1311m cexk-You tell the Tater King, "Woot!"
2799h, 1311m cexk-
(Chat): Andelas says, "Bah soulcaged."
2799h, 1311m cexk-
The Tater King shouts, "You shall die for your obscenity, Kitara! Do not take
the name of the Tater in vain!"
2799h, 1311m cexk-You tell the Tater King, "Woot!"
2799h, 1311m cexk-
Kitara has been slain by the might of the Tater King.
2799h, 1311m cexk-(Chat): You say, "Lol."
2799h, 1311m cexk-
A powerful male voice shouts, "But I love Taters!"
2799h, 1311m cexk-
The Tater King shouts, "You shall die for your obscenity, Andelas! Do not take
the name of the Tater in vain!"
2799h, 1311m cexk-
An impressive male voice shouts, "Woohoo hail the taters."
2799h, 1311m cexk-
(Ashtan): Mistral says, "Wow."
2799h, 1311m cexk-The Tater King shouts, "You shall die for your obscenity,
Grom! Do not take the name of the Tater in vain!"
2799h, 1311m cexk-
(Chat): Altaman says, "Tater king killed you?"
2799h, 1311m cexk-You shout, "Tatertropolis forever!"
2799h, 1311m cexk-
(Chat): Andelas says, "Yeah he did :)"
2799h, 1311m cexk-
You see the Tater King shout, "You shall die for your obscenity, Tyger! Do not
take the name of the Tater in vain!"
The Tater King appears in a flash of light surrounded by his army of Taters!
2799h, 1311m cexk-
The Tater King appears surrounded by hundreds of small, armoured potatos with
arms and legs, carrying tiny bows. At his command, the little potatos let off a
massive volley of tater arrows at you, skewering you painfully and killing you
on the spot. The little potatos rush over, life your corpse up, and bear it to
the King, who devours you as you have devoured so many of his kind. And then
suddenly, they are gone.
You have been slain by the Tater King.
The corpse of an old rat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a young rat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a young rat falls out of your inventory.
A mortal heart still dripping blood falls out of your inventory.
A piece of kelp falls out of your inventory.
A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.
A goldenseal root falls out of your inventory.
A goldenseal root falls out of your inventory.
A goldenseal root falls out of your inventory.
A skullcap flower falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a young rat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a baby rat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a baby rat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a rat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a rat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a rat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a baby rat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a baby rat falls out of your inventory.
0h, 1311m ex-You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 1311m ex-
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 1311m ex-
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 1311m ex-
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 1311m ex-
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 1311m ex-
You are dead and cannot do that.
A weak female voice shouts, "Okay, I learned my lesson... *grumbles angrily*."
0h, 1311m ex-
(Ashtan): Llewellyn says, "There is actually a tater king?"
0h, 1311m ex-
Andelas tells you, "Lol."
0h, 1311m ex-
(Ashtan): Blaair says, "Wtf?"
0h, 1311m ex-
You are dead, perhaps you should "Pray for Salvation".
0h, 1311m ex-
Chameleon tells you, "Wtf is going on???"
0h, 1311m ex-You tell Andelas Ikari, "Oh crap, immolate me =)"
0h, 1311m ex-
A forceful male voice shouts, "Get rid of the trigger."
0h, 1311m ex-
Andelas tells you, "Where?"
0h, 1311m ex-
(Ashtan): Revelation says, "The is Malak I assume?"
0h, 1311m ex-You tell Lin'Quei Chameleon, Master of Puppets, "Rofl I have no idea."

(awhile later)

2799h, 1728m ex-(Lin'Quei): You say, "I'm going to challenge the tater king to
a duel =)"
2799h, 1728m ex-
Chameleon gives a bloodroot leaf to you.
2799h, 1728m ex-
Chameleon gives a goldenseal root to you.
2799h, 1728m ex-
Chameleon gives a skullcap flower to you.
2799h, 1728m ex-
Chameleon gives a piece of kelp to you.
2799h, 1728m ex-
(Chat): Jerle says, "Taters are not bad rp."
2799h, 1728m ex-
Chameleon gives a goldenseal root to you.
2799h, 1728m ex-
Chameleon gives a goldenseal root to you.
2799h, 1728m ex-
You see Disciple Rikimaru, Initiate of the Third Order shout, "Hold it i asked
a intelligent question and this fool kills me thats a load of."
2799h, 1728m ex-
(Chat): Grok says, "If malak became a tater king/god. i'm gonna be pissed."
2799h, 1728m ex-
(Lin'Quei): Andelas says, "Lol."
2799h, 1728m ex-
Chameleon gives a mortal heart still dripping blood to you.
2799h, 1728m ex-
(Chat): Andelas says, "Woooot Malak."
2799h, 1728m ex-
(Ashtan): Kagata says, "Whats all this about the Tater king, did everyone see
it?"
gwho
2799h, 1728m ex-The following players from the Infernals are online:
Infernal Squire Razoor Te'tharos, Ward of Hwolf.
Apprentice Infernal Tyger, Knight of the Iron Citadel.
2799h, 1728m ex-You shout, "As an Aramar I am part of the royal family of Tatertropolis! I
challenge you to a duel, false Tater King!"
2799h, 1728m ex-
(Ashtan): Mistral says, "Yes."
2799h, 1728m ex-
Magnangemon arrives from the east.
2799h, 1728m ex-
(Chat): Grok says, "That tater king can suck my fat cucumber."
2799h, 1728m ex-
You see the Tater King shout, "You shall die for your obscenity, Tyger! Do not
take the name of the Tater in vain!"
The Tater King appears in a flash of light surrounded by his army of Taters!
2799h, 1728m ex-
A forceful male voice shouts, "Uh..... Malak?"
2799h, 1728m ex-
Andelas tells you, "Rofl."
andelas lmao
2799h, 1728m ex-
(Chat): Grok says, "Go veggies and cold cuts!"
2799h, 1728m ex-You tell Andelas Ikari, "Lmao."
andelas I'm graced =)
2799h, 1728m ex-You tell Andelas Ikari, "I'm graced =)"
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2799h, 1728m ex-Inside the World Tree.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. You are in a very large room
inside Yggdrasil, the World Tree. The ceiling is out of sight, far overhead in
the darkness. Vines creep up the interior of the tree, and you hear the
chittering of squirrels from above. The centre of the room is dominated by the
feature which must draw all eyes towards it: The Flame of Yggdrasil. Burning
six feet high, but throwing off no heat, the Flame seems to be emanating a very
strong scent of lavendar, curiously enough. Burning six feet high, but throwing
off no heat, the Flame of Yggdrasil seems to be emanating a very strong scent
of lavendar, curiously enough. The shining figure of a guardian angel floats in
the air here. Scowling furiously, the Tater King is here wielding the Masher of
Spuds. Magnangemon, the Dark Priest of Ashtan is here. He wields a spiritual
mace in his left hand. Ebony's Favourite Plaything, Vand, Reaper of Souls is
here. He wields a needled-pointed dirk in his left hand and an iron-tipped whip
in his right. Disciple Rikimaru, Initiate of the Third Order is here. Lin'Quei
Chameleon, Master of Puppets is here. He wields an iron-tipped whip in his left
hand and a needled-pointed dirk in his right.
You see a single exit leading east.
2799h, 1728m ex-
(Ashtan): Razoor says, "I did what is going on anyone know?"
2799h, 1728m ex-
(Rage): Blaair says, "Run Tyger."
p tater
2799h, 1728m ex-Before you stands a massive potato possessed of large feet and powerful arms.
Hundreds of eyes sprout from all over his body, every one of them full of
menace glaring directly at you. In the center of his body, a huge, lipless
mouth possessed of thousands of razor sharp teeth leers hungrily at you. Upon
the top of the brown-skinned tuber rests a tall, battered crown of tin.
The Tater King is quite powerful.
It weighs about 150 pounds.
2799h, 1728m ex-
(Chat): Jerle says, "Tyger is alive?"
rage I'm graced... he can't kill me =)
2799h, 1728m ex-(Rage): You say, "I'm graced... he can't kill me =)"
chat I'm graced... he can't kill me =)
2799h, 1728m ex-(Chat): You say, "I'm graced... he can't kill me =)"
2799h, 1728m ex-
A robust male voice shouts, "The taters will inherit the earth."
chat I can probe him
2799h, 1728m ex-(Chat): You say, "I can probe him."
2799h, 1728m ex-
(Rage): Blaair says, "Hehe."
2799h, 1728m ex-
in his right. Disciple Rikimaru, Initiate of the Third Order is here. Lin'Quei
2799h, 1728m ex-You shut your eyes and concentrate on Thoth, the God of Death. A moment later,
you feel inextricably linked with Death itself.
2799h, 1678m x-You say, "Here goes."
2799h, 1678m x-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2799h, 1678m ex-
(Chat): Jerle says, "Rofl."
2799h, 1678m ex-
Ebony's Favourite Plaything, Vand, Reaper of Souls says to Rikimaru, "Follow
me."
2799h, 1678m ex-
(Chat): Jerle says, "Tranq shout!"
2799h, 1678m ex-
Necromancer Glorfindel, the Black Shadow says, "Wher is it?"
2799h, 1678m ex-
Gordon has been slain in the Arena by the Tater King.
2799h, 1678m ex-
Andelas Ikari says, "He left."
2799h, 1678m ex-
Sir Lothair arrives from the east.
shout come back here you pathetic excuse for a tater!
2799h, 1678m ex-You shout, "Come back here you pathetic excuse for a tater!"
2799h, 1678m ex-
You cry aloud your rejection of divine grace, and leave the protection of the
Divinities.
2799h, 1678m ex-
(Chat): Jerle says, "Wtf?"
2799h, 1678m ex-
You see the Tater King shout, "You shall die for your obscenity, Tyger! Do not
take the name of the Tater in vain!"
The Tater King appears in a flash of light surrounded by his army of Taters!
"oh shit
2799h, 1678m ex-You say, "Oh shit."
2799h, 1678m ex-
Comprehension flashes across Glorfindel's face.
2799h, 1678m ex-
The Tater King appears surrounded by hundreds of small, armoured potatos with
arms and legs, carrying tiny bows. At his command, the little potatos let off a
massive volley of tater arrows at you, skewering you painfully and killing you
on the spot. The little potatos rush over, life your corpse up, and bear it to
the King, who devours you as you have devoured so many of his kind. And then
suddenly, they are gone.
You have been slain by the Tater King.
A skullcap flower falls out of your inventory.
A mortal heart still dripping blood falls out of your inventory.
dsl tater
0h, 1678m ex-You are dead and cannot do that.
(Chat): Jerle says, "Rofl!"
0h, 1678m ex-
Vand picks up the corpse of Tyger.
0h, 1678m ex-
(Chat): Decan says, "Shouted in the arena."
0h, 1678m ex-
(Rage): Razoor says, "Who is the tater king?"
0h, 1678m ex-
Glorfindel rolls on the floor, laughing.
0h, 1678m ex-
Vand gently lays the corpse of Tyger in the Flame of Yggdrasil.
You feel your soul drawn suddenly back into your body, and when you open your
eyes, you see Ebony's Favourite Plaything, Vand, Reaper of Souls looking at you
through the haze of the heatless Flame of Yggdrasil which surrounds you.
dsl tater
2799h, 1728m ex-You currently walk in divine grace and may neither be harmed nor harm another.
To leave this state of protection, you must REJECT GRACE.
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2799h, 1728m ex-Inside the World Tree.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. You are in a very large room
inside Yggdrasil, the World Tree. The ceiling is out of sight, far overhead in
the darkness. Vines creep up the interior of the tree, and you hear the
chittering of squirrels from above. The centre of the room is dominated by the
feature which must draw all eyes towards it: The Flame of Yggdrasil. Burning
six feet high, but throwing off no heat, the Flame seems to be emanating a very
strong scent of lavendar, curiously enough. Burning six feet high, but throwing
off no heat, the Flame of Yggdrasil seems to be emanating a very strong scent
of lavendar, curiously enough. The shining figure of a guardian angel floats in
the air here. A skullcap flower lies here. A mortal heart, still dripping blood
is here. Magnangemon, the Dark Priest of Ashtan is here. He wields a spiritual
mace in his left hand. Sir Lothair, Protector of the Weak is here. He wields a
shining steel longsword in his left hand and a shining steel longsword in his
right. Ebony's Favourite Plaything, Vand, Reaper of Souls is here. He wields a
needled-pointed dirk in his left hand and an iron-tipped whip in his right.
Disciple Rikimaru, Initiate of the Third Order is here. Necromancer Glorfindel,
the Black Shadow is here. He wields a wooden club in his left hand and a tower
shield in his right. Lin'Quei Chameleon, Master of Puppets is here. He wields
an iron-tipped whip in his left hand and a needled-pointed dirk in his right.
You see a single exit leading east.
2799h, 1728m ex-
(Ashtan): Chameleon says, "Before you stands a massive potato possessed of
large feet and powerful arms. Hundreds of eyes sprout from all over his body,
every one of them full of menace glaring directly at you. In the center of his
body, a huge, lipless mouth possessed of thousands of razor sharp teeth leers
hungrily at you. Upon the top of the brown-skinned tuber rests a tall, battered
crown of tin."
p tater
2799h, 1728m ex-
A spirited male voice shouts, "Who is the tater king?"
2799h, 1728m ex-What do you wish to examine?
2799h, 1728m ex-
Vand beckons Rikimaru to him.
2799h, 1728m ex-
"Bah!" Andelas retorts disgustedly.
2799h, 1728m ex-
(Rage): Navi says, "I dunno. snuffle."
get plant
get plant
2799h, 1728m ex-You pick up a skullcap flower.
2799h, 1728m ex-
I see no "plant" to take.
2799h, 1728m ex-
The Tater King shouts, "You shall die for your obscenity, Icarus! Do not take
the name of the Tater in vain!"
inb skullcap
2799h, 1728m ex-You put 1 skullcap in your pocketbelt.
2799h, 1728m ex-
A powerful male voice shouts, "Uhmm.. the tayteruskingus is rampaging!"
get heart
2799h, 1728m ex-I see no "heart" to take.
deathsight
2799h, 1728m ex-
Nightingale tells you, "<pokle> Where is that thing?"
2799h, 1728m ex-You shut your eyes and concentrate on Thoth, the God of Death. A moment later,
you feel inextricably linked with Death itself.
2799h, 1678m ex-
You see Andelas Ikari shout, "Tayters eh."
2799h, 1678m ex-
Necromancer Glorfindel, the Black Shadow says, "This is funny."
"ok, let's try that again
2799h, 1678m ex-
You see Andelas Ikari shout, "*g*."
2799h, 1678m ex-You say, "Ok, let's try that again."
"someone else shout tater
2799h, 1678m ex-You say, "Someone else shout tater."
2799h, 1678m ex-
Mistral arrives from the ether.
2799h, 1678m ex-
You see Sir Lothair, Protector of the Weak shout, "Thats a powerful Tater."
2799h, 1678m ex-
(Chat): Gelphend says, "Oh my god, this is so funny."
2799h, 1678m ex-
Nightingale tells you, "To wherever the shouter is?"
2799h, 1678m ex-
Mistral gently lays the corpse of Sojin in the Flame of Yggdrasil.
Sojin's wounds heal and he opens his eyes as life is restored to him.
2799h, 1678m ex-
(Ashtan): Crucible says, ".. thats the guy that killed me a few weeks ago!"
2799h, 1678m ex-
(Chat): Zier says, "You could always tell him to shut up before you make fries
with that."
2799h, 1678m ex-
You see the Tater King shout, "You shall die for your obscenity, Lothair! Do
not take the name of the Tater in vain!"
The Tater King appears in a flash of light surrounded by his army of Taters!
2799h, 1678m ex-
(Rage): Razoor says, "Is it aggressive."
reject grace
2799h, 1678m ex-You cry aloud your rejection of divine grace, and leave the protection of the
Divinities.
2799h, 1678m ex-
Lightning-quick, Andelas jabs the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
Andelas swings an ornate steel rapier at the Tater King with all his might.
2799h, 1678m ex-
The Tater King appears surrounded by hundreds of small, armoured potatos with
arms and legs, carrying tiny bows. At his command, the little potatos let off a
massive volley of tater arrows aimed at Andelas, skewering him like a
pincushion and killing him on the spot. The little potatos rush over, lift his
corpse up, and bear it to the King, who devours it. And then suddenly, they are
gone.
dsl tater
2799h, 1678m ex-Nothing can be seen here by that name.
2799h, 1678m ex-You say, "Damn."
2799h, 1678m ex-
(Ashtan): Kagata says, "Heeeeeeeey, He is killing all Aramars."
2799h, 1678m ex-
Lin'Quei Chameleon, Master of Puppets says, "This is some pretty messed up
stuff right here."
2799h, 1678m ex-
(Rage): Jerle says, "Shout tater and find out."
2799h, 1678m ex-
(Rage): Gelphend says, "Get that Lothair!!"
2799h, 1678m ex-
(Rage): Mulkerrin says, "In a manner of speaking."
2799h, 1678m ex-
A strong male voice shouts, "Hmm, some mashed taters sounds good."
2799h, 1678m ex-
A robust male voice shouts, "Info here."
"you need to say his name while graced for him to stick around
2799h, 1678m ex-You say, "You need to say his name while graced for him to stick around."
2799h, 1678m ex-
(Rage): Mulkerrin says, "He doesn't like it when you say certain words."
shout tater! Tater I say!
2799h, 1678m ex-You shout, "Tater! Tater I say!"
2799h, 1678m ex-
(Ashtan): Kagata says, "Heh heh."
2799h, 1678m ex-
(Rage): Decan says, "Like tater."
2799h, 1678m ex-You see the Tater King shout, "You shall die for your
obscenity, Tyger! Do not take the name of the Tater in vain!"
The Tater King appears in a flash of light surrounded by his army of Taters!
2799h, 1678m ex-
Brother Altaman arrives from the east.
reject grace
dsl king
2799h, 1678m ex-Rather presumptuous of you to reject a grace you do not possess.
2799h, 1678m ex-
concentrate
You swing an ornate steel rapier at the Tater King's left leg with all your
might.
concentrate
You swing a shining steel longsword at the Tater King's left leg with all your
might.
2799h, 1678m e-The Tater King appears surrounded by hundreds of small, armoured
potatos with arms and legs, carrying tiny bows. At his command, the little
potatos let off a massive volley of tater arrows at you, skewering you
painfully and killing you on the spot. The little potatos rush over, life your
corpse up, and bear it to the King, who devours you as you have devoured so
many of his kind. And then suddenly, they are gone.
You have been slain by the Tater King.
You writhe in pain as you fall to level 50.
You sigh in frustration as you fall to the level of Paragon.
0h, 1678m ex-

(After I had been immolated)

2750h, 1700m ex-You shout, "I eat taters for breakfast little man! Bring it on!"
2750h, 1700m ex-
You see the Tater King shout, "You shall die for your obscenity, Tyger! Do not
take the name of the Tater in vain!"
The Tater King appears in a flash of light surrounded by his army of Taters!
reject grace
dsl king
2750h, 1700m ex-You cry aloud your rejection of divine grace, and leave the protection of the
Divinities.
2750h, 1700m ex-
concentrate
You slash into the Tater King's left leg with an ornate steel rapier.
concentrate
Lightning-quick, you jab the Tater King's left leg with a shining steel
longsword.
2750h, 1700m e-
Lothair swings a shining steel longsword at the Tater King with all his might.
Lothair slashes into the Tater King with a shining steel longsword.
The Tater King quickly jumps back, avoiding the attack.
2750h, 1700m e-
2750h, 1700m e-
The Tater King appears surrounded by hundreds of small, armoured potatos with
arms and legs, carrying tiny bows. At his command, the little potatos let off a
massive volley of tater arrows aimed at Lothair, skewering him like a
pincushion and killing him on the spot. The little potatos rush over, lift his
corpse up, and bear it to the King, who devours it. And then suddenly, they are
gone.
Lothair has been slain by the Tater King.
2750h, 1700m e-

(Eventually, we lead said Tater King into a trap at the world tree)

Lothair slashes into the Tater King with a shining steel longsword.
Lothair slashes into the Tater King with a shining steel longsword.
2750h, 1650m ex-
The soul of Sojin says, "Rez."
dsl king
concentrate
2750h, 1650m ex-Lightning-quick, you jab the Tater King's left leg with an ornate steel rapier.
concentrate
You slash into the Tater King's left leg with a shining steel longsword.
2750h, 1650m e-
2750h, 1650m e-
Chameleon gently lays the corpse of Sojin in the Flame of Yggdrasil.
The soul of Sojin is suddenly torn from your surroundings.
Sojin's wounds heal and he opens his eyes as life is restored to him.
2750h, 1650m e-
A forceful male voice shouts, "Stop spamming deathsight."
2750h, 1650m e-
Andelas slashes into the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
Andelas slashes into the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
2750h, 1650m e-
Das Sojin Obuun, Geimen's Apprentice says, "Rez."
2750h, 1650m e-
Altaman draws himself up to full height and roars aloud, adopting the bear
stance.
2750h, 1650m e-
Das Sojin Obuun, Geimen's Apprentice says, "Rez."
2750h, 1650m e-
(Chat): Jerle says, "That's why it responds to certain people.."
2750h, 1650m e-
get rat
dsl rat
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
dsl king
2750h, 1650m ex-Lothair swings a shining steel longsword at the Tater King with all his might.
Lightning-quick, Lothair jabs the Tater King with a shining steel longsword.
2750h, 1650m ex-I see no "rat" to take.
2750h, 1650m ex-
Nothing can be seen here by that name.
concentrate
2750h, 1650m ex-You slash into the Tater King's left leg with an ornate steel rapier.
concentrate
You slash into the Tater King's left leg with a shining steel longsword.
2750h, 1650m e-
2750h, 1650m e-
Altaman pumps out at the Tater King with a powerful side kick.
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-
Altaman launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
The Tater King dodges nimbly out of the way.
2750h, 1650m e-
Altaman launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
The Tater King dodges nimbly out of the way.
2750h, 1650m e-
Lightning-quick, Andelas jabs the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
Lightning-quick, Andelas jabs the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
2750h, 1650m e-
(Ashtan): Mistral says, "No use for you."
dsl king
dsl king
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
Das Sojin leaves to the east.
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
get rat
dsl rat
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
concentrate
2750h, 1650m ex-You swing an ornate steel rapier at the Tater King's left leg with all your
might.
concentrate
You slash into the Tater King's left leg with a shining steel longsword.
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
2750h, 1650m e-
(Chat): Jerle says, "And makes certain people ungrace."
2750h, 1650m e-Lothair slashes into the Tater King with a shining steel longsword.
The Tater King twists his body out of harm's way.
Lothair swings a shining steel longsword at the Tater King with all his might.
The Tater King twists his body out of harm's way.
2750h, 1650m e-Lin'Quei Chameleon, Master of Puppets says, "Get him."
2750h, 1650m e-
2750h, 1650m e-
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
Lightning-quick, Andelas jabs the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
Andelas swings an ornate steel rapier at the Tater King with all his might.
2750h, 1650m e-
Procellan pumps out at the Tater King with a powerful side kick.
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-Procellan launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-Procellan launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
He connects!

(20 pages later)
Lightning-quick, Lothair jabs the Tater King with a shining steel longsword.
Lothair misses the Tater King with a shining steel longsword.
2750h, 1650m e-
(Ashtan): Keralos says, "Darn."
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-Procellan pumps out at the Tater King with a powerful side kick.
He connects!
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-Procellan launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
The Tater King twists his body out of harm's way.
2750h, 1650m e-Procellan launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-
(Chat): Jerle says, "I hsouted tater and it didn't."
2750h, 1650m e-
Lightning-quick, Andelas jabs the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
Andelas swings an ornate steel rapier at the Tater King with all his might.
2750h, 1650m e-Altaman lets fly at the Tater King with a snap kick.
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-Altaman balls up one fist and hammerfists the Tater King.
The Tater King quickly jumps back, avoiding the attack.
2750h, 1650m e-Altaman balls up one fist and hammerfists the Tater King.
He connects!
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
(Chat): Decan says, "And ya Jerle."
2750h, 1650m e-
get rat
dsl rat
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
concentrate
2750h, 1650m ex-You swing an ornate steel rapier at the Tater King with all your might.
concentrate
Lightning-quick, you jab the Tater King with a shining steel longsword.
dsl king
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
2750h, 1650m e-
2750h, 1650m e-
2750h, 1650m e-
dsl king
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-Procellan pumps out at the Tater King with a powerful side kick.
He connects!
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-Procellan launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-Procellan launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-
Lothair swings a shining steel longsword at the Tater King with all his might.
Lothair swings a shining steel longsword at the Tater King with all his might.
dsl king
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
A great weight seems to have been lifted from Andelas.
2750h, 1650m e-
Dominator Llewellyn, riding a chimera, arrives from the east.
He is followed by a minion of chaos, a simpering Sycophant, a humbug, an
ethereal firelord, a dervish, a bloodleech, a sharp-toothed gremlin, a worm, a
green slime, a soulmaster, a chimera, a bubonis, a chaos orb, and a chaos
storm.
dsl king
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
2750h, 1650m e-Lin'Quei Chameleon, Master of Puppets says, "Death to that Tater king!"
2750h, 1650m e-Lightning-quick, Andelas jabs the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
Andelas slashes into the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-Procellan launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
dsl king
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-Procellan launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
He connects!
get rat
dsl rat
2750h, 1650m e-You have recovered balance on all limbs.
concentrate
2750h, 1650m ex-Lightning-quick, you jab the Tater King with an ornate steel
rapier.
concentrate
You slash into the Tater King with a shining steel longsword.
2750h, 1650m e-
Llewellyn gently lays the corpse of Anastacia in the Flame of Yggdrasil.
Anastacia's wounds heal and she opens her eyes as life is restored to her.

(30 pages later)

2750h, 1650m ex-(Rage): You say, "We're fighting the tater king at the tree!"
concentrate
2750h, 1650m ex-You swing an ornate steel rapier at the Tater King with all your might.
concentrate
Lightning-quick, you jab the Tater King with a shining steel longsword.
2750h, 1650m e-
2750h, 1650m e-
Anastacia touches the Tater King, who writhes in agony as his flesh withers.
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
Lightning-quick, Andelas jabs the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
Andelas swings an ornate steel rapier at the Tater King with all his might.
2750h, 1650m e-
Altaman pumps out at the Tater King with a powerful side kick.
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-
Altaman launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-
Altaman launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-
Procellan pumps out at the Tater King with a powerful side kick.
He connects!
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
Procellan launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-
Procellan launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-
(Chat): Jerle says, "Even on here."
2750h, 1650m e-
Lothair swings a shining steel longsword at the Tater King with all his might.
The Tater King quickly jumps back, avoiding the attack.
Lothair slashes into the Tater King with a shining steel longsword.
The Tater King dodges nimbly out of the way.
dsl king
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
(Ashtan): Revelation says, "Working out well huh?"
2750h, 1650m e-
get rat
dsl rat
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
dsl king
2750h, 1650m ex-I see no "rat" to take.
2750h, 1650m ex-
Nothing can be seen here by that name.
concentrate
2750h, 1650m ex-Lightning-quick, you jab the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
concentrate
You slash into the Tater King with a shining steel longsword.
dsl king
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
2750h, 1650m e-
2750h, 1650m e-
Anastacia touches the Tater King, who writhes in agony as his flesh withers.
2750h, 1650m e-
Lightning-quick, Andelas jabs the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
Andelas slashes into the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
2750h, 1650m e-
Altaman pumps out at the Tater King with a powerful side kick.
2750h, 1650m e-
Anastacia touches the Tater King, who writhes in agony as his flesh withers.
2750h, 1650m e-
Lightning-quick, Andelas jabs the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
Andelas slashes into the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
2750h, 1650m e-
Altaman pumps out at the Tater King with a powerful side kick.
He misses.
2750h, 1650m e-
Altaman launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-
Altaman launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
He misses.
dsl king
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-(Rage): Jerle says, "Onroute."
2750h, 1650m e-Procellan pumps out at the Tater King with a powerful side kick.
He connects!
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-Procellan launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
He connects!
The Tater King dodges nimbly out of the way.

(31 pages later)

2750h, 1650m e-(Rage): Jerle says, "It's immortal."
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
get rat
dsl rat
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
concentrate
2750h, 1650m ex-Lightning-quick, you jab the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
You slash into the Tater King with a shining steel longsword.
(Rage): Chameleon says, "Ya don't say?"
dsl king
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
Procellan launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-
Procellan launches a powerful uppercut at the Tater King.
He connects!
2750h, 1650m e-(Rage): Altaman says, "..noticed."
dsl king
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-Jerle slips behind the Tater King and garrotes him with his whip.
2750h, 1650m e-Chameleon touches a cloak tattoo.
2750h, 1650m ex-(Rage): You say, "It can't be! Keep hitting it!"
dsl king
concentrate
2750h, 1650m ex-You swing an ornate steel rapier at the Tater King with all your might.
dsl king
concentrate
Lightning-quick, you jab the Tater King with a shining steel longsword.

(100 pages later)

The sky grows dark as Sun calls upon powerful magics. Raising her hands
balefully, she causes lightning bolts, the hammer of the storm, to shoot from
her hands and slam into the Tater King.
2750h, 1650m e-
Andelas slashes into the Tater King with an ornate steel rapier.
Andelas swings an ornate steel rapier at the Tater King with all his might.
2750h, 1650m e-
Jerle slips behind the Tater King and garrotes him with his whip.
2750h, 1650m e-
Dracnor leaps forwards onto the Tater King and mauls him viciously.
dsl king
2750h, 1650m e-
(Rage): Kagata says, "*rofl*."

(And, inevitably, the last of us fell)

2750h, 1650m e-
Anastacia touches the Tater King, who writhes in agony as his flesh withers.
2750h, 1650m e-The Tater King appears surrounded by hundreds of small, armoured
potatos with arms and legs, carrying tiny bows. At his command, the little
potatos let off a massive volley of tater arrows at you, skewering you
painfully and killing you on the spot. The little potatos rush over, life your
corpse up, and bear it to the King, who devours you as you have devoured so
many of his kind. And then suddenly, they are gone.
You have been slain by the Tater King.

There is the log for those of us who missed it. I am currently discussing with the other Aramar's what to do about this "Tater King", as our family feels connected to him for obvious reasons. Does He have a Divine Order? How did those french fries penetrate my fieldplate? Would He taste better mashed or boiled? This and many other questions remain unanswered.

I hope that my log came out correctly, I apologize if it didn't.

Tyger Aramar.

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Lupar, in the year 275 AF.