Introduction
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Concluding the recent events wehremy tactics of insulting were finally revealed to the general public, I decided I would follow up with an entire post dedicated to how others could identify and create their own insults! And so we begin...

Types of Insults
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As is quite obvious, there are as many types of insults as there are feathes on a chicken. This section of the post is a feeble list of a few series of insults, coupled with examples.

1. (Racial Slurs)
These are used in order to cut down on someone using their race as a source of inspiration. This can range from the history of the said race, known quirks, references to their appearance, and the like. This could be considered one of the easiest forms of insulting, though it requires a bit of clever insight.
-Examples-
A.) Wrinkly Troll! Wrinkly Troll! (to trolls)
B.) Cat got your tongue? (to rajamalan)
C.) Ah! There's my footstool! (to dwarves)

2. (Personal Insults)
This is where you take a person, and then proceed to use them as a source of insulting (either themselves or someone else). Using this sort of insult can be triggered from another's actions, how they look, or merely out of spite and mockery.
-Examples-
A.) You're as stupid as Cooper!
B.) Gah! It's a goblin!
C.) He runs as fast a chicken with its tail feathers on fire.

3. (Name Calling)
One of my personal favorites, name calling deals with referring to someone as something else (whether an animal, object, etc.). This form requires either hard thought or random word tossing. Either way, there isn't much disappointment if you have half an imagination.
-Examples-
A.) Turkey Head!
B.) Punk Loozr
C.) Floppy eared tree hugging pansy!

4. (Potty Mouth)
This is by far the simplest of insults. Manipulated by the strongest of the strong, weakest of the weak, or anyone who is exposed to large amounts of anything annoying, all you have to do is say something obscene.
-Examples-
A.) I saw your mom at the Doxy House.
B.) With your brother.
C.) H#&$*@!

5. (L337 1N5UL75)
Also known as "cryptic put downs", these are called so because of the strange pronunciation, and is known to confuse even the healthiest of minds.
-Examples-
A.) 4M174710N 15 4 817CH
B.) K155 MY 455
C.) WH0R3

Conclusion
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At first, it may be hard to find a place in any conversation to place these, but once you grow more adept at the art of insulting, you'll eventually find yourself relating to your friends as B#&$( or S@&$-Head! Once you have delved deep into the world of insulting and mud slinging, the possibilities for your social life are endless! Entertain your friends, Enrage your enemies, and Encourage corruption!
For questions, assistance, or a sample of insulting at its greatest, message me and I will be sure to get back with you!

Suck an egg!

-[Malak Aramar]-

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Ero, in the year 274 AF.