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Your expertise on insults and mud slinging?
Written by: Malak Aramar, the Grieving Emperor
Date: Tuesday, April 10th, 2001
Addressed to: Xianty Caritas, The Lotus Sutra
My dear Xianty,
As most of Achaea knows, tree hugger is a sort of term that is befit for the animal lovers and forest touchers we call the Druids, but when such a term is paired with that of which was in it's context (prefix = floppy eared- suffix = pansy), it's clear to most people (though i can see why you wouldn't know, you're idiocy *which is shown with every singly retarded post you make* rivals my own) that the term merely means, stupid, ugly and should be kicked around.
It's simple, you see. All ya need to do is break down the phrase itself. Floppy eared, as in rabbits, which would symbolize your fixation with peace and all that borin' lot. It also symbolizes the suffix of the entire insult, pansy. Peace and it's definition are clearly (and it's always been obvious) an easy way out of the simple truth, that some folks just can't handle the heat of battle and wish to knit sweaters and wash dishes at various public restaurants.
The suffix, Pansy, in itself, is a somewhat metaphorical wordspeak. Pansies are flowers, which (although somewhat pretty), are picked and handed out to the "underground" society (underground will be my polite term for those who would choose to date their own gender). Therefore when calling someone a pansy, i refer to you as weak, stupid, or that you pertain to the "underground" society. I'm sure you belong in all three categories, therefore this versatile bit of language works quite well.
And then we get to the middle part, in which you seem to have misinterpreted. Tree hugging, although in this case i wasn't referring to my lovely tree hugging guild, the Druids, could mean that you are in tune with nature. It could also mean you're a part of the "underground" society. Once more i mention this term in your honor. Once you figure out how to place these beautiful yet oddly globally misunderstood phrases into one sentence, it packs quite a wallop on the mortal mind.
And that is the reason in which i have decided to break this simple, 5 word, insult down for everyone to understand. I do hope you can try and grasp the concept of such a fun (and quite addicting, i might add) game, in which i think we should all enjoy a round or two.
Till next time, my floppy eared fellow,
-[Malak Aramar]-
Penned by my hand on the 10th of Scarlatan, in the year 274 AF.
Your expertise on insults and mud slinging?
Written by: Malak Aramar, the Grieving Emperor
Date: Tuesday, April 10th, 2001
Addressed to: Xianty Caritas, The Lotus Sutra
My dear Xianty,
As most of Achaea knows, tree hugger is a sort of term that is befit for the animal lovers and forest touchers we call the Druids, but when such a term is paired with that of which was in it's context (prefix = floppy eared- suffix = pansy), it's clear to most people (though i can see why you wouldn't know, you're idiocy *which is shown with every singly retarded post you make* rivals my own) that the term merely means, stupid, ugly and should be kicked around.
It's simple, you see. All ya need to do is break down the phrase itself. Floppy eared, as in rabbits, which would symbolize your fixation with peace and all that borin' lot. It also symbolizes the suffix of the entire insult, pansy. Peace and it's definition are clearly (and it's always been obvious) an easy way out of the simple truth, that some folks just can't handle the heat of battle and wish to knit sweaters and wash dishes at various public restaurants.
The suffix, Pansy, in itself, is a somewhat metaphorical wordspeak. Pansies are flowers, which (although somewhat pretty), are picked and handed out to the "underground" society (underground will be my polite term for those who would choose to date their own gender). Therefore when calling someone a pansy, i refer to you as weak, stupid, or that you pertain to the "underground" society. I'm sure you belong in all three categories, therefore this versatile bit of language works quite well.
And then we get to the middle part, in which you seem to have misinterpreted. Tree hugging, although in this case i wasn't referring to my lovely tree hugging guild, the Druids, could mean that you are in tune with nature. It could also mean you're a part of the "underground" society. Once more i mention this term in your honor. Once you figure out how to place these beautiful yet oddly globally misunderstood phrases into one sentence, it packs quite a wallop on the mortal mind.
And that is the reason in which i have decided to break this simple, 5 word, insult down for everyone to understand. I do hope you can try and grasp the concept of such a fun (and quite addicting, i might add) game, in which i think we should all enjoy a round or two.
Till next time, my floppy eared fellow,
-[Malak Aramar]-
Penned by my hand on the 10th of Scarlatan, in the year 274 AF.